The Daily Dongle

Hacking your FlowJo splash screen

Because this sequence may lead to breaking your working copy of FlowJo, we recommend not to do this. If you feel comfortable manipulating contents of jar files, read on. 1) Exit FlowJo. Locate the file, "FlowJo.jar". On your PC: Program Files \ FlowJo Vx\ , or Program Files (x86) \... Read more →

Is the dongle safe to Putin? (yes, 140% safe.)

Here is a series of highly irreverant plagerisms you may find amusing. Or not. :) Read more →

New Element Discovered - Corporatium

I don't know the author or date of this work, but it certainly was not mentioned during my years in school in any of the Chem classes ;) A major research institution recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element tentatively has been... Read more →